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A minister went to the
local golf course hoping to find someone to play with. As luck would have it,
there was a member in the pro shop looking for a game, so they were introduced
and went to the first tee.
The member asked, "What's your handicap?"
The minister replied, "I'm a twelve."
The member said, "Oh, good, so am I. Would you like to bet a dollar a hole?"
The minister agreed, and when they finished they went into the club house.
As the minister was shelling out eighteen dollars to the member, he said, "Say,
I'd like for you to come down to the church sometime."
The member said, "'I'd like to do that."
Then the minister added, "And bring your mother and father; I'd like to marry