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A man wants to
play golf, but shows up at the golf course by himself. The starter groups him
with 3 ladies, currently on the first hole. Upon walking up to the tee, the
man sees the three ladies are nuns. He thinks to himself, "I gotta watch my
p's and q's!" Everyone introduces everyone else on the first tee and one of
the nuns says to the man, "Go ahead sir! You're up."
The man takes a deep breath and proceeds to the tee off. The ball goes down
the fairway, hits a rock, and bounces directly to the right into the sand bunker.
The man says, "Jesus Christ! Did you see that?!" forgetting his audience.
He is instantly embarrassed when he comes to his senses and one of the nuns
says, "We don't talk that way in the presence of the Lord. Watch your language,
sir. Now step aside, it's my turn."
The nun winds up and swings as absolutely hard as she can. The ball slices almost
instantly, hits a tree dead center, and bounces out of bounds across the parking
lot. The nun bends over, gets her tee, and mutters "Goddammit!!" as she walks
by the man. The man, rather amused and astonished, says "Why sister, you just
The nun interrupts and finishes, "Yeah, I know what I just said. But then again
you didn't just hit a goddamm tree, did you?"