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a golfer
A golf pro passes
away and is standing in line at the pearly gates. Impatient and self serving,
he skips line and heads right for St. Peter.
Explaining to
St. Peter that he is a professional golfer and deserves better than waiting
in line like others, he demands to be admitted to heaven.
St. Peter replies
that there are no favourites in heaven and that he must wait in line as the
others. Grudgingly, the pro heads toward the back of the line to wait his turn.
Just as he reaches
the back of the line, he notices a gentleman, dressed similarly and carrying
a putter, approach St. Peter. St. Peter nods and allows the fellow to walk through
the gates into heaven.
The golf pro,
not believing his eyes, storms up to St. Peter demanding an explanation: "I'm
a scratch golfer and have been for 20 years, and have been denied immediate
entry to heaven, yet you let that weekend golfer walk right in."
"Oh, that
guy," replies St. Peter. "That's God. He only thinks he's a golfer."
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