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Jesus
is watching you
One night a thief
breaks into The Valhalla Golf Club's pro shop in the middle of the night. Fumbling
through the titanium drivers, he hears a voice say
"Jesus is
watching you, Jesus is watching you."
He proceeds to
fill his bags with the clubs and other expensive merchandise. While making his
way to the sweatshirts, hats, etc., he hears...
"Jesus is
watching you".
Baffled, he looks
around with his flashlight and sees a parrot.
He looks at the
beautiful creature and says "What kind of jerk would have a bird like you
in a pro shop like this?"
The bird cocked
his head slightly and replied, "The same one that named the pit bull Jesus!"
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