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One pleasant afternoon,
a Priest and a Nun were out golfing. The father deferred to the Nun on the first
hole, and she hit a nice ball towards the green. The Father tees up, then smacks
the ball into the woods.
"Damn it! #$*^&%$#%^@$#
%#&^%&!$, I MISSED!" he cries.
"Father!" says
the Nun, "You should watch your language. The Lord will not like it."
The second hole
comes up. The father tees off, and the ball once again goes sailing into the
woods.
"Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#,
I MISSED!" he cries.
"Father!" says
the Nun, "Watch what you say! It is Blasphemy!"
On the third
hole, the father again tees up his ball. Once again, the ball sails wide, this
time landing in the water hazard.
"Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#,
I MISSED!" he cries.
As the Nun starts
to speak, a great bolt of lightning sails down from the sky and strikes the
Nun, reducing her to ash.
From the sky
comes a booming voice: "Damn it! #$*^&^%$#%^@$#, I MISSED!"
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