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Advice
from above
A keen but unskilled
golfer plays the same course every week, and has particular trouble with the
water trap on the 14th hole, losing a ball in it every time he plays that hole.
One round he decides that this process is too expensive and decides to use an
old cut-up ball instead of a good ball. He opens his bag and gets the old ball,
tees it up and addresses it. Just as he commences his back-swing a mighty voice
comes from on high:
"USE THE NEW
BALL..."
Figuring any
advice from such a source should be worth following he picks up the old ball
and tees up the new one again. He starts his back-swing but once again is interrupted
by a voice from the sky:
"TAKE A PRACTICE
SWING..."
The man steps
away from the ball and rehearses his swing. Just as he steps forward to readdress
the ball, the voice speaks again:
"USE THE OLD
BALL."
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