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The
Leprechaun
A golfer hooks
his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball
he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, "How's your round of
golf is going?". The golfer admits, "I'm having one of my worst rounds ever.
"The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell. The leprechaun then asks,
"How's your sex life doing?" The golfer replies, "In all honesty, I haven't
had any in years." So, the leprechaun zaps him with another spell. The golfer
goes on to have his best round ever.
Two months later
the golfer is playing the same course. He checks to see if the leprechaun is
still around. Sure enough, he spots him in the woods. The leprechaun asks, "How's
how has your golf been lately? "The golfer responds with pride, "I'm playing
the best golf of my life." The leprechaun then asks, "How's your sex life doing?"
The golfer replies happily, "I've been getting some almost every other week."
The leprechaun seemed dismayed and said, "Boy, I would have thought you would
be doing much better than that."
The golfer replied,
"Well for a priest, from a small town, with no car, every other week isn't so
bad."
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