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Golfing truths, sayings and cliches
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| The captain of the Club you wish to join turns out to be someone you were at school with: and you never got on. |
| The Club secretary is always on the course when you want him, but is in the bar when you sub is overdue. |
| The distant puff of sand you see means that your ball has not carried the bunker and what's more, it is plugged under the lip. |
| The fact that trees are ninety per cent air does not mean your ball avoid the remaining ten per cent of timber. |
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