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| Your controlled draw rapidly develops into a chronic hook: similarly, your controlled fade is, in reality, a vicious slice. |
| Your favourite golf sweater is the one that gets shrunk in the wash. |
| Your first hole-in-one is always achieved when playing alone. |
| Your greatest round takes place against an important business contact whom you can't afford to humiliate. |
| Your natural ability as a golfer is in inverse proportion to the amount of money you spend on new equipment. |
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