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A
hole behind
A man went to
a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived
at his Motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got the
directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk.
While playing on the front nine, he thought over his impending speech and became
confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing
ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained the situation and asked her if
she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you
are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again with the
same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must
be on the 13th."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and
went into the club house where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was
a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me
buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand you are in the sales
profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No I wouldn't."
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell sanitary towels."
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman,
so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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