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An elderly lady
from a remote interior village went to one of the most fashionable suburbs to
visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course.
On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon
her return, the young niece asked, "Well, Auntie, did you enjoy yourself?"
"Oh, yes, indeed," said Auntie, beaming. "Before I had walked very far, I came
to some beautiful rolling fields. There seemed to be a number of people about,
mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very eccentric manner, but
I took no notice. There were four men who followed me for some time, uttering
curious excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them, too. Oh, by the way,"
she added, as she held out her hands, "I found a number of these curious little
round white balls, so I picked them all up and brought them home hoping you
could explain what they're all about."