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Does
this look like yours ?
Bill comes to
work speaking in a hoarse voice. Ralph asks him what happened to his voice.
He relates that he was playing golf, and sliced his ball out of bounds and into
a pasture.
However, he thought
he could find his ball and went to look for it. He saw a woman looking for her
ball, too. As he passed a cow, he noticed that there was a golf ball stuck in
the back end of the cow.
He lifted up the
cow's tail and called out, "Hey lady, does this look like yours?"
That's when she
hit him in the throat with a 3 iron.
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