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The
deaf mute golfer
A deaf mute steps
up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells
"Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues
to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate,
and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for
his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after
it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares
his shot.
The deaf mute
then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big
Ralph in the back of the head, and knocking him unconscious. The mute then walks
down the fairway rolls big Ralph and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph's
face.
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