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knickers
An Englishman,
Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as
caddies. Whilst walking around the course the Englishman's wife caught her foot
in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt
over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman
stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. "Well darling,
" she explained "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd
sacrifice, usually no one notices." With that the Englishman thrust his hand
into his pocket and said, "Here's a tenner, go to Mark's and Spencer's and get
some knickers.
Two holes further on the Irishman's wife caught her foot on a mole hill, tripped
up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head, revealing
that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irishman stormed over and angrily
demanded a reason for her lack of nether garments. "Well darling," she explained
"you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice, usually
no one notices."
With that the Irishman thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a fiver
go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."
Three holes further on the Scotsman's wife caught her foot on an exposed root,
tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head,
revealing that she too wasn't wearing any knickers! The Scotsman stormed over
and angrily demanded a reason for her inadequacy in the modesty department.
"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have
to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices."
With that the Scotsman thrust his hand into his pocket and said "Here's a comb,
at least you can tidy yourself up a bit!"
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