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The
problem with bifocals
Bill is waiting
to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Ralph just finishing his
round. Bill notices that Ralph is wet all over the front of his trousers. Curiosity
gets the best of him, so Bill asks Ralph how he got so wet. Ralph tells the
following story:
That day, Ralph
had played golf for the first time with bifocals. All day long, he could see
two sizes for everything. There was a big club and a little club; a big ball
and a little ball; etc. Therefore, Ralph said that he hit the little ball with
the big club and it went straight and long all day long. On the green, he putted
the little ball into the big cup. He said that he played the best golf of his
life. Bill said, "I understand that, but how did you get all wet?"
"Well," said
Ralph, "when I got to the 16th, I had to urinate awfully bad. I went into the
woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down, there were two of them also;
a big one and a little one. Well, I knew the big one wasn't mine, so I put it
back."
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