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Why
not night golf ?
It seems that
four very low-handicapped players were playing their normal course. Unusually,
the play was very slow and the players began to get frustrated. By the tenth
hole, they began firing their tee shots at the foursome ahead of them, who were
constantly in the woods and were the root cause of the slow play.
Finally, the good
foursome finished their round, coming in just under eight hours. After spotting
the slow group in the clubhouse, they went right after them, swearing their
asses off. The club pro saw this spectacle and pulled aside the guys. He said:
"Didn't you know that the foursome ahead of you are all blind; they're taking
part in a special event."
After hearing
this, the foursome immediately reconsidered. The first one said, "Just to show
how sorry I am, I'll pay for their green fees." The second replied, "And I'll
pay for their carts." Predictably, the third member said, "Whatever food and
drinks they want, I'll pay for them." The club pro considered their acts very
gracious and, turning to the fourth member, said: "And what are you going to
do for them?"
The golfer, still
noticeably upset, retorted, "To hell with them, they could have played last
night!"
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