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A little liquid refreshment

A little liquid refreshment at the nineteenth is of course all part of the game but the two Scots enthusiasts had partaken of nothing else but the national beverage throughout a long lunch break. They returned to the links and played five holes before collecting themselves and their thoughts together.

"How do we stand, mon?" Jock asked. "I dinna ken, Jock," Sandy spoke very carefully. "I'd say it was just a miracle."